lol .

Two Australian builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.

Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder.

Phil: - 'Scuse me. No offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.
Phil: - Oh! What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home?
Phil: - Er... Mmm . Well, yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Phil: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well then, it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden.
Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: - Well then, it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Phil: - As it happens, I've got a five-bedroom house...built it myself!
Suit: - Well, given that you've built a five-bedroom house, it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married?
Phil: - Yes, I am married, I live with my wife and three children.
Suit: - Well then, it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: - Well then, it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often?
Phil: - Me? Never!
Suit: - Well, there you are! That's logical science at work!
Phil: - How's that ,then?
Suit: - Well, from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life.
Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.

Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Eric: - What's that, then?
Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Eric: - Nope.
Phil: - Well then, you're a wanker!

i swear you've posted this before....


edit: Yes, you have! Matt you're getting old man!!

https://fadeout.forumotion.com/funny-stuff-randomness-f6/jokes-t11.htm

omg im so fail ay, was bored and looking for something to post

/pat pat

at least you're trying!

it's just us on the forums nowadays... the fellowship has been broken... lol..

[Insert Native American Indian standing with a single tear rolling down his face]

since we are now clearly offtopic, i will proceed to bitch and whinge about my job being sucky etc.

i want to leave this place. it's not as cool as my gaming job.


and this computer is now dying too. must restart.

.... ooookay. as soon as i said that everything started working again.

I DON'T UNDERSTAAANDDD

maybe the IT guys are on your computer watching everything u do?!

and yes I would prefer a gaming job also.

hhaa they can't be THAT bored..

maybe you should try programming Matt. Does that sort of thing interest you? Other then that, there is usually a shortage of level designers (not to be confused with artists, of which there is always an abundance of).

i hate programming, level building i already do, but i suck at designing it if u know what i mean

Creative well dried up? ahahha

Hmmm.. I'm not sure what that'd be called. I duno. You plan at staying at ur current job throughout the next year?

dunno, may leave some time next year i think.

lol, i'm trying to leave this place by the end of this year

Any interesting prospects?

I know what im looking for but having trouble finding it.

yeah just applying for random things here and there.

omg uncapped today!!!!!!!!!!! i can't wait to get home haha

haha and then when kenneth gets back we can play some more L4D2!

YAY! L4D2 !

NO! UPDATES!

What about the new internet plan? your dad say its ok?

Yeah we're trying to get the go ahead with TPG but it needs to go through a phone line with Telstra first (we're currently optus on our home line). So we're firstly porting over to Telstra for our home phone, Telstra said it'll take approx. 16-21 days to complete the transition, and then we gotta sign up with TPG and I don't know how long they'll take to install ADSL2+ here so yes.

Long story short it'll probably be a month before anything changes.

wow i didnt know it had to be Telstra, TPG offer call packages aswell i think with the internet plans so you can go that way if you want. Once the line is changed over it only takes TPG a couple days to connect your ADSL, i chose to buy my own modem so that i could connect early. I think the longest time is just for the modem to be delivered

Ahh yeah i think we'll buy it from TPG they offer a package like internet + modem + free line filter.

The main reason for the home line change is because Optus line is fibre optic hence cable . ADSL2 as you probably already know uses copper wire, which we don't have but Telstra does.

yeah but you normally use the phone line for ADSL, like your 9638 number, unless your going to get a new line put in just for ADSL?

yes that's what I'm saying - Optus won't allow other internet companies to use their phone line.

oh ok so you have Optus cable and Optus Phone line?

yes, we used to have a bundle which was like internet+phone line+cable TV+dad's mobile

but now optus is just shit =(